#it was kinda funny

[timetravellingshinigami]

True story 😅

gif credits @1strecomdejablue

[elliesmith33]

[just-qonika]

I'm sorry Sayori, but pizza time never ends

something tells me she wont mind that too much, the other dokis tho?...

[vyvisabastard]

colorblind astarion

[babydollbutch]

ok when my gf eats me out then gets a good rating from her stress app

[bleepblopboobop]

I DONT BELIEVE HE WAS 18 IN THIS MOVIE

HE LOOKS 15!!!

this fuck ass movie

[whoops-ahaha]

ANGST ANGST HAHAHHA

[stirlinqs]

anon, i think your asks are so whimsical but the full on poetry in my inbox 😞 about pooping 😞

[maybeinanotherworld]

i will literally never escape the dan and phil brainrot. i was talking to some friends today about a midterm we have coming up soon. listen to me, i was talking about a midterm, for my intermediate classical mechanics course. the midterm is on october 19th- you know what i said? you know what i said to my two friends while we were talking about our physics midterm? i said "hey that's the day dan and phil met in manchester in 2009" i'm doomed this is just my life forever, isn't it?

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

remembering that one time I accidentally found a Nuzi smut fic that was also an allegory for American politics.

[joanna-lannister]

i put Jaime and Cersei in a situation, and i don't know how to get them out help 💀

[lynxfrost13]

I think Ariane Yeong hates me specifically bc why the hell did I have a dream on her birthday about losing my teeth. Officer Yeong how could you do this.

[zootopiathingz]

Finally got my mom to watch the Mario movie the other night. One of her questions was, and I quote, “why is the bright star so demonic?”

[icybloggss]

Noo bc Noah funny as hell for this 🤣

[itadorey]

one time a guy responded to my ig story to tell me that he thought i was really pretty and the next day he responded to a story of my pets saying that they were cute but i was cuter and i was like “bro are you seriously comparing me to a rodent rn?” and he was very embarrassed and apologized and left me alone after that

[blep-23]

Have you ever worn your shoes down so much that while listening to a horror thingy(video, podcast, whatever) while working that when someone comes up from a side and you weren’t paying attention and when you turn you immediately get jumpscared?

And slip?

Full on fall like in a cartoon?